Attention, millennials, this is often not a drill: the whole Twilight Saga is now streaming on Netflix. I repeat, the whole Twilight Saga is now streaming on Netflix. This is extremely important news, if only because it is proof that we all didn’t merely hallucinate those five movies starring Robert Pattinson as a glittery, sexy, one-hundred-year-old vampire and Kristen Stewart because the 17-year-old human girl he falls crazy with. While the primary movie, Catherine Hardwicke’s Twilight, is that the most iconic, it’s Breaking Dawn Part 1 and Breaking Dawn Part 2 that finally get to the instant fans had all been waiting for: That hot, hot vampire sex.
Like many romance franchises, sex is that the drive behind much of the strain in Twilight. Bella was famously thirsty for her vampire boyfriend’s loving, while Edward was famously withholding and pious, insisting that he and Bella be married before doing the deed. (The incontrovertible fact that Twilight author Stephenie Meyer is Mormon explains tons .) When the couple finally does marry within the final book—which was split into two movies—that drawn-out sexual tension is finally resolved.
The Twilight sex scenes range from smoking hot to completely ridiculous, and Decider attempted to rank them accordingly, listed from best to worst within the slideshow you see here. to suit the sexy vampire theme, each sex scene is ranked on a scale of 0 to five teeth, instead of stars. And if you’re still craving more sexy times once you get through this list, you’ll inspect Netflix’s steamiest shower scenes, sexy summer movies, and more that Decider After Dark has got to offer.